diff --git a/pages/state-of-dti-2023.tsx b/pages/state-of-dti-2023.tsx
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..e67442bc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/pages/state-of-dti-2023.tsx
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+import StateOfDTI2023Page from "../src/app/StateOfDTI2023Page.js";
+
+export default function StateOfDTI2022PageWrapper() {
+  return <StateOfDTI2023Page />;
+}
diff --git a/scripts/archive/prepare/full.js b/scripts/archive/prepare/full.js
index 6d9a21e3..c320fac2 100644
--- a/scripts/archive/prepare/full.js
+++ b/scripts/archive/prepare/full.js
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ async function loadItems(offset, limit, db) {
   const [
     rows,
   ] = await db.query(
-    `SELECT id, thumbnail_url FROM items ORDER BY id LIMIT ? OFFSET ?;`,
+    {sql: `SELECT id, thumbnail_url FROM items ORDER BY id LIMIT ? OFFSET ?;`, timeout: 20000},
     [limit, offset]
   );
   return rows.map(normalizeRow);
@@ -103,7 +103,7 @@ async function loadSwfAssets(offset, limit, db) {
   const [
     rows,
   ] = await db.query(
-    `SELECT id, url, manifest FROM swf_assets ORDER BY id LIMIT ? OFFSET ?;`,
+    {sql: `SELECT id, url, manifest FROM swf_assets ORDER BY id LIMIT ? OFFSET ?;`, timeout: 20000},
     [limit, offset]
   );
   return rows.map(normalizeRow);
diff --git a/src/app/HomePage.js b/src/app/HomePage.js
index f5eaa2c6..79b75301 100644
--- a/src/app/HomePage.js
+++ b/src/app/HomePage.js
@@ -65,8 +65,15 @@ function HomePage() {
   const [previewState, setPreviewState] = React.useState(null);
 
   return (
-    <Flex direction="column" align="center" textAlign="center" marginTop="8">
-      <Box height="4" />
+    <Flex direction="column" align="center" textAlign="center" marginTop="4">
+      <WIPCallout>
+        <Link href="/state-of-dti-2023" passHref>
+          <ChakraLink textDecoration="underline">
+            Here's a little update on the state of DTI !
+          </ChakraLink>
+        </Link>
+      </WIPCallout>
+      <Box height="6" />
       <Box
         width="200px"
         height="200px"
@@ -108,10 +115,6 @@ function HomePage() {
       <NewItemsSection />
       <Box height="16" />
       <FeedbackFormSection />
-      <Box height="16" />
-      <WIPCallout details="We started building this in 2020, but, well… sheesh, what a time 😅 This will eventually become the main site, at impress.openneo.net!">
-        Maybe we'll rename it to Impress 2022… or maybe not! 🤔
-      </WIPCallout>
       <TestErrorSender />
     </Flex>
   );
@@ -664,7 +667,7 @@ function FeedbackFormSection() {
   );
 }
 
-function FeedbackFormContainer({ background, borderColor, children }) {
+export function FeedbackFormContainer({ background, borderColor, children }) {
   return (
     <Box
       as="section"
@@ -689,10 +692,14 @@ function FeedbackFormPitch() {
 
   return (
     <Flex direction="column" textAlign="left" opacity="0.9">
-      <Box as="header">Hi friends! Welcome to the beta!</Box>
+      <Box as="header">Hi friends! Welcome to DTI 2020!</Box>
       <Box as="p" fontSize="sm">
-        This is the new Dress to Impress! It's ready for the future, and it even
-        works great on mobile! More coming soon!
+        This is the newer Dress to Impress! It supports the new HTML5
+        animations, and it works great on mobile! Some features are still on
+        Classic DTI though.{" "}
+        <Link href="/state-of-dti-2023" passHref>
+          <ChakraLink textDecoration="underline">Here's what's up.</ChakraLink>
+        </Link>
       </Box>
       <Flex direction={{ base: "column", sm: "row" }}>
         <Box
@@ -796,7 +803,7 @@ function FeedbackFormPitch() {
   );
 }
 
-function FeedbackForm() {
+export function FeedbackForm({ contentPlaceholder }) {
   const [content, setContent] = React.useState("");
   const [email, setEmail] = useLocalStorage("DTIFeedbackFormEmail", "");
   const [isSending, setIsSending] = React.useState(false);
@@ -870,7 +877,9 @@ function FeedbackForm() {
       />
       <Textarea
         size="sm"
-        placeholder={"I love…\nI wish…\nNext, you should add…"}
+        placeholder={
+          contentPlaceholder ?? "I love…\nI wish…\nNext, you should add…"
+        }
         gridArea="content"
         value={content}
         onChange={(e) => setContent(e.target.value)}
diff --git a/src/app/StateOfDTI2023Page.js b/src/app/StateOfDTI2023Page.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..3465598a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/app/StateOfDTI2023Page.js
@@ -0,0 +1,100 @@
+import Head from "next/head";
+
+import { Heading1 } from "./util";
+import TextContent from "./components/TextContent";
+
+import HomepageSplashImg from "./images/homepage-splash.png";
+import Image from "next/image";
+import { Box, useColorModeValue } from "@chakra-ui/react";
+import { FeedbackForm, FeedbackFormContainer } from "./HomePage";
+
+function StateOfDTI2023Page() {
+  const formBorderColor = useColorModeValue("gray.300", "blue.400");
+  return (
+    <>
+      <Head>
+        <title>State of DTI: 2023 | Dress to Impress</title>
+      </Head>
+      <Box display="flex" justifyContent="center" marginBottom="3">
+        <Image
+          src={HomepageSplashImg}
+          width={200}
+          height={200}
+          alt="Dress to Impress beach background"
+          layout="fixed"
+        />
+      </Box>
+      <Heading1 marginBottom="4" textAlign="center">
+        State of DTI: 2023
+      </Heading1>
+      <TextContent maxWidth="700px" marginX="auto">
+        <p>
+          Hello, dear friends! I'm Matchu (they/she), the coder-person of Dress
+          to Impress! Here's a little note about like… why the site is stuck
+          where it is rn, and what we're thinking of doing about that.
+        </p>
+        <p>
+          I started building DTI 2020 back when I was healthier, and was pretty
+          sure I could finish it all up and transfer everything to the new site
+          by the end of the year. The name made sense at the time! 😅 But, well,
+          now I'm too sick too often to finish 😖 (Long covid? It's hard to
+          say.)
+        </p>
+        <p>
+          I'm happy we have a site that's much better on phones and works with
+          the new HTML5 systems! But Classic DTI still has a lot of the
+          essential item trading features and a few other nice things… so we're
+          kinda just stuck with the two sites for now, I think 😬 We won't be
+          making any improvements to Classic DTI anymore (changing it is a REAL
+          pain), but we also won't turn it off until the day it's no longer
+          needed, and that's… very far from today.
+        </p>
+        <p>
+          For now, our technical focus is making sure all Neopets customization
+          data is archived, in case Neopets servers become spottier or go
+          offline. (We see the way the wind is blowing with the NFT Neopets
+          project, so we want to be ready if the executives shut down
+          Neopets.com, just in case.) And we have a small support team keeping
+          an eye on things—thank you Chips and Dice for all your help!!
+        </p>
+        <p>
+          But yeah, we're open to having more hands help finish DTI 2020! If you
+          have practice with React/Node apps, and are eager to spelunk into a
+          codebase that was unfortunately never really built for a team, please
+          send me a note at{" "}
+          <a href="mailto:matchu@openneo.net">matchu@openneo.net</a> and I'd
+          love to talk about it! 💜 I'm not ready to offer the kind of hands-on
+          support I normally would, so it's not really a fair ask on my part—but
+          I know there's lots of folks who would be grateful, if it's something
+          you can do.
+        </p>
+        <p>
+          In the meantime, mostly just… thanks to everyone for being so kind to
+          me over these, gosh, 12 years now. The Neopets community is where I
+          grew up, and I'll do my best to help keep it alive in the coming
+          decades, whatever form it may take. We deserve that.
+        </p>
+        <p>
+          Best wishes in all things, Neopians 💖
+          <br />—
+          <Box as="span" fontStyle="italic">
+            Matchu
+          </Box>
+        </p>
+        <Box as="p" fontSize="sm">
+          P.S. I've dropped our little feedback form at the bottom of the page
+          here too, so you can let me know if like… anything in here sounds
+          especially right or wrong. I want to make sure I'm doing right by you,
+          as best I can!
+        </Box>
+      </TextContent>
+      <Box maxWidth="500px" marginX="auto" marginTop="6">
+        <FeedbackFormContainer borderColor={formBorderColor}>
+          <FeedbackForm contentPlaceholder="Anything come to mind?" />
+        </FeedbackFormContainer>
+      </Box>
+    </>
+  );
+}
+
+export default StateOfDTI2023Page;