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1.3 KiB
HTML
64 lines
1.3 KiB
HTML
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<!doctype html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8" />
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
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<title>Dress to Impress: Surprise Downtime?</title>
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<style type="text/css">
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body {
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background-color: #fff;
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color: #666;
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font-family: arial, sans-serif;
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padding: 2em 1em;
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}
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main {
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border: 1px solid #ccc;
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margin-inline: auto;
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padding: 1em;
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max-width: 600px;
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display: grid;
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grid-template-areas: "illustration body";
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grid-template-columns: auto 1fr;
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column-gap: 1em;
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: 1.5em;
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margin: 0;
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margin-bottom: 0.5em;
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}
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p {
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margin-bottom: 0.5em;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<main>
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<img
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width="100"
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height="100"
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alt="Distressed Grundo programmer"
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src="/images/error-grundo.png"
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/>
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<div>
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<h1>DTI is down for the count?!</h1>
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<p>
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Hrm, it looks like the DTI application has crashed all the
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way into the ground?? 😬
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</p>
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<p>
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This can happen when our system gets overloaded, or when the
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team is working on something and we hit the wrong button 😓
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</p>
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<p>
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We'll be notified of this outage, and we'll do our best to
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be back up soon! 💖
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</p>
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</div>
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</main>
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</body>
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</html>
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