diff --git a/src/app/ItemPage.js b/src/app/ItemPage.js
index 5588282..fe811c3 100644
--- a/src/app/ItemPage.js
+++ b/src/app/ItemPage.js
@@ -14,6 +14,10 @@ import {
   useColorModeValue,
   useTheme,
   useToast,
+  useToken,
+  Stack,
+  Wrap,
+  WrapItem,
 } from "@chakra-ui/react";
 import {
   CheckIcon,
@@ -27,7 +31,7 @@ import { useQuery, useMutation } from "@apollo/client";
 import { Link, useParams } from "react-router-dom";
 
 import ItemPageLayout, { SubtleSkeleton } from "./ItemPageLayout";
-import { Delay, usePageTitle } from "./util";
+import { Delay, ErrorMessage, usePageTitle } from "./util";
 import {
   itemAppearanceFragment,
   petAppearanceFragment,
@@ -601,90 +605,539 @@ function ItemPageOutfitPreview({ itemId }) {
   const isIncompatible = Array.isArray(layers) && layers.length === 0;
 
   return (
-    <VStack spacing="3" width="100%">
-      <AspectRatio
-        width="300px"
-        maxWidth="100%"
-        ratio="1"
-        border="1px"
-        borderColor={borderColor}
-        transition="border-color 0.2s"
-        borderRadius="lg"
-        boxShadow="lg"
-        overflow="hidden"
-      >
-        <Box>
-          <OutfitPreview
+    <Stack direction={{ base: "column", md: "row" }} spacing="8">
+      <VStack spacing="3" width="100%">
+        <AspectRatio
+          width="300px"
+          maxWidth="100%"
+          ratio="1"
+          border="1px"
+          borderColor={borderColor}
+          transition="border-color 0.2s"
+          borderRadius="lg"
+          boxShadow="lg"
+          overflow="hidden"
+        >
+          <Box>
+            <OutfitPreview
+              speciesId={petState.speciesId}
+              colorId={petState.colorId}
+              pose={petState.pose}
+              appearanceId={petState.appearanceId}
+              wornItemIds={[itemId]}
+              isLoading={loading}
+              spinnerVariant="corner"
+              loadingDelayMs={2000}
+              engine="canvas"
+              onChangeHasAnimations={setHasAnimations}
+            />
+            {hasAnimations && (
+              <PlayPauseButton
+                isPaused={isPaused}
+                onClick={() => setIsPaused(!isPaused)}
+              />
+            )}
+          </Box>
+        </AspectRatio>
+        <Box display="flex" width="100%" alignItems="center">
+          <Box
+            // This empty box grows at the same rate as the box on the right, so
+            // the middle box will be centered, if there's space!
+            flex="1 0 0"
+          />
+          <SpeciesColorPicker
             speciesId={petState.speciesId}
             colorId={petState.colorId}
             pose={petState.pose}
-            appearanceId={petState.appearanceId}
-            wornItemIds={[itemId]}
-            isLoading={loading}
-            spinnerVariant="corner"
-            loadingDelayMs={2000}
-            engine="canvas"
-            onChangeHasAnimations={setHasAnimations}
+            idealPose={idealPose}
+            onChange={(species, color, _, closestPose) => {
+              setPetState({
+                speciesId: species.id,
+                colorId: color.id,
+                pose: closestPose,
+                appearanceId: null,
+              });
+            }}
+            size="sm"
+            showPlaceholders
+            // This is just a UX affordance: while we could handle invalid states
+            // from a UI perspective, we figure that, if a pet preview is already
+            // visible and responsive to changes, it feels better to treat the
+            // changes as atomic and always-valid.
+            stateMustAlwaysBeValid
           />
-          {hasAnimations && (
-            <IconButton
-              icon={isPaused ? <MdPlayArrow /> : <MdPause />}
-              aria-label={isPaused ? "Play" : "Pause"}
-              onClick={() => setIsPaused(!isPaused)}
-              borderRadius="full"
-              boxShadow="md"
-              color="gray.50"
-              backgroundColor="blackAlpha.700"
-              position="absolute"
-              bottom="2"
-              left="2"
-              _hover={{ backgroundColor: "blackAlpha.900" }}
-              _focus={{ backgroundColor: "blackAlpha.900" }}
-            />
-          )}
+          <Box flex="1 0 0" lineHeight="1">
+            {isIncompatible && (
+              <Tooltip label="No data yet" placement="top">
+                <WarningIcon
+                  color={errorColor}
+                  transition="color 0.2"
+                  marginLeft="2"
+                />
+              </Tooltip>
+            )}
+          </Box>
         </Box>
-      </AspectRatio>
-      <Box display="flex" width="100%" alignItems="center">
-        <Box
-          // This empty box grows at the same rate as the box on the right, so
-          // the middle box will be centered, if there's space!
-          flex="1 0 0"
-        />
-        <SpeciesColorPicker
-          speciesId={petState.speciesId}
-          colorId={petState.colorId}
-          pose={petState.pose}
-          idealPose={idealPose}
-          onChange={(species, color, _, closestPose) => {
+      </VStack>
+      <Box maxWidth="400px">
+        <SpeciesFacesPicker
+          itemId={itemId}
+          selectedSpeciesId={petState.speciesId}
+          onChange={({ speciesId, colorId }) =>
             setPetState({
-              speciesId: species.id,
-              colorId: color.id,
-              pose: closestPose,
+              speciesId,
+              colorId,
+              pose: idealPose,
               appearanceId: null,
-            });
-          }}
-          size="sm"
-          showPlaceholders
-          // This is just a UX affordance: while we could handle invalid states
-          // from a UI perspective, we figure that, if a pet preview is already
-          // visible and responsive to changes, it feels better to treat the
-          // changes as atomic and always-valid.
-          stateMustAlwaysBeValid
+            })
+          }
+          isLoading={loading}
         />
-        <Box flex="1 0 0" lineHeight="1">
-          {isIncompatible && (
-            <Tooltip label="No data yet" placement="top">
-              <WarningIcon
-                color={errorColor}
-                transition="color 0.2"
-                marginLeft="2"
-              />
-            </Tooltip>
-          )}
-        </Box>
       </Box>
-    </VStack>
+    </Stack>
   );
 }
 
+function PlayPauseButton({ isPaused, onClick }) {
+  return (
+    <IconButton
+      icon={isPaused ? <MdPlayArrow /> : <MdPause />}
+      aria-label={isPaused ? "Play" : "Pause"}
+      onClick={onClick}
+      borderRadius="full"
+      boxShadow="md"
+      color="gray.50"
+      backgroundColor="blackAlpha.700"
+      position="absolute"
+      bottom="2"
+      left="2"
+      _hover={{ backgroundColor: "blackAlpha.900" }}
+      _focus={{ backgroundColor: "blackAlpha.900" }}
+    />
+  );
+}
+
+function SpeciesFacesPicker({
+  itemId,
+  selectedSpeciesId,
+  onChange,
+  isLoading,
+}) {
+  const selectedBorderColor = useColorModeValue("green.600", "green.400");
+  const selectedBackgroundColor = useColorModeValue("green.200", "green.600");
+  const [
+    selectedBorderColorValue,
+    selectedBackgroundColorValue,
+  ] = useToken("colors", [selectedBorderColor, selectedBackgroundColor]);
+
+  const allSpeciesFaces = speciesFaces.sort((a, b) =>
+    a.speciesName.localeCompare(b.speciesName)
+  );
+
+  return (
+    <ClassNames>
+      {({ css }) => (
+        <Wrap
+          spacing="0"
+          justify="center"
+          // On mobile, give this a scroll container, and some extra padding so
+          // the selected-face effects still fit inside.
+          maxHeight={{ base: "200px", md: "none" }}
+          overflow={{ base: "auto", md: "visible" }}
+          padding={{ base: "8px", md: "0" }}
+        >
+          {allSpeciesFaces.map(({ speciesId, speciesName, colorId, src }) => (
+            <WrapItem
+              key={speciesId}
+              as="label"
+              cursor={isLoading ? "wait" : "pointer"}
+              position="relative"
+            >
+              <VisuallyHidden
+                as="input"
+                type="radio"
+                aria-label={speciesName}
+                name="species-faces-picker"
+                value={speciesId}
+                checked={speciesId === selectedSpeciesId}
+                disabled={isLoading}
+                onChange={() => onChange({ speciesId, colorId })}
+              />
+              <Box
+                overflow="hidden"
+                transition="all 0.2s"
+                className={css`
+                  input:checked + & {
+                    background: ${selectedBackgroundColorValue};
+                    border-radius: 6px;
+                    box-shadow: ${selectedBorderColorValue} 0 0 0 3px;
+                    transform: scale(1.2);
+                    z-index: 1;
+                  }
+                `}
+              >
+                <Box
+                  as="img"
+                  src={src}
+                  alt={speciesName}
+                  width={50}
+                  height={50}
+                  filter="saturate(90%)"
+                  opacity="0.9"
+                  transition="all 0.2s"
+                  className={css`
+                    input:checked + * > & {
+                      opacity: 1;
+                      filter: saturate(110%);
+                    }
+                  `}
+                />
+              </Box>
+            </WrapItem>
+          ))}
+        </Wrap>
+      )}
+    </ClassNames>
+  );
+}
+
+// HACK: I'm just hardcoding all this, rather than connecting up to the
+//       database and adding a loading state. Tbh I'm not sure it's a good idea
+//       to load this dynamically until we have SSR to make it come in fast!
+//       And it's not so bad if this gets out of sync with the database,
+//       because the SpeciesColorPicker will still be usable!
+const colors = { BLUE: "8", RED: "61", GREEN: "34", YELLOW: "84" };
+const speciesFaces = [
+  {
+    speciesId: "1",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/obxdjm88/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Acara",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "2",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/n9ozx4z5/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Aisha",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "3",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/kfonqhdc/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Blumaroo",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "4",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/sc2hhvhn/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Bori",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "5",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/wqz8xn4t/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Bruce",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "6",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/jc9klfxm/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Buzz",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "7",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/4lrb4n3f/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Chia",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "8",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/bdml26md/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Chomby",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "9",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/xl6msllv/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Cybunny",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "10",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/bob39shq/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Draik",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "11",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/jhhhbrww/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Elephante",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "12",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/6kngmhvs/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Eyrie",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "13",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/47vt32x2/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Flotsam",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "14",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/5nrd2lvd/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Gelert",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "15",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/6c275jcg/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Gnorbu",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "16",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/j7q65fv4/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Grarrl",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "17",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/5xn4kjf8/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Grundo",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "18",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/jsfvcqwt/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Hissi",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "19",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/w32r74vo/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Ixi",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "20",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/kz43rnld/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Jetsam",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "21",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/m267j935/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Jubjub",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "22",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/4gsrb59g/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Kacheek",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "23",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/ktlxmrtr/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Kau",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "24",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/42j5q3zx/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Kiko",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "25",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/ncfn87wk/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Koi",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "26",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/omx9c876/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Korbat",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "27",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/rfsbh59t/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Kougra",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "28",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/hxgsm5d4/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Krawk",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "29",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/blxmjgbk/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Kyrii",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "30",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/8r94jhfq/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Lenny",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "31",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/z42535zh/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Lupe",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "32",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/qgg6z8s7/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Lutari",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "33",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/kk2nn2jr/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Meerca",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "34",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/jgkoro5z/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Moehog",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "35",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/xwlo9657/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Mynci",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "36",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/bx7fho8x/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Nimmo",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "37",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/rjzmx24v/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Ogrin",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "38",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/kokc52kh/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Peophin",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "39",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/fw6lvf3c/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Poogle",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "40",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/tjhwbro3/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Pteri",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "41",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/jdto7mj4/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Quiggle",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "42",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/qsgbm5f6/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Ruki",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "43",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/hkjoncsx/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Scorchio",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "44",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/mmvn4tkg/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Shoyru",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "45",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/fc4cxk3t/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Skeith",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "46",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/84gvowmj/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Techo",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "47",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/jd433863/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Tonu",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "48",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/q39wn6vq/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Tuskaninny",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "49",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/njzvoflw/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.GREEN,
+    speciesName: "Uni",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "50",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/rox4mgh5/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Usul",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "51",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/dnr2kj4b/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Wocky",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "52",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/tdkqr2b6/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Xweetok",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "53",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/h95cs547/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.RED,
+    speciesName: "Yurble",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "54",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/x8c57g2l/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.BLUE,
+    speciesName: "Zafara",
+  },
+  {
+    speciesId: "55",
+    src: "https://pets.neopets-asset-proxy.openneo.net/cp/xkntzsww/1/1.png",
+    colorId: colors.YELLOW,
+    speciesName: "Vandagyre",
+  },
+];
+
 export default ItemPage;