diff --git a/src/app/UserOutfitsPage.js b/src/app/UserOutfitsPage.js
index 92a1998..f06f696 100644
--- a/src/app/UserOutfitsPage.js
+++ b/src/app/UserOutfitsPage.js
@@ -5,12 +5,9 @@ import gql from "graphql-tag";
 import { useQuery } from "@apollo/client";
 import { Link } from "react-router-dom";
 
-import { ErrorMessage, Heading1, useCommonStyles } from "./util";
+import { Heading1, MajorErrorMessage, useCommonStyles } from "./util";
 import HangerSpinner from "./components/HangerSpinner";
-import OutfitThumbnail, {
-  outfitThumbnailFragment,
-  getOutfitThumbnailRenderSize,
-} from "./components/OutfitThumbnail";
+import OutfitThumbnail from "./components/OutfitThumbnail";
 import useRequireLogin from "./components/useRequireLogin";
 import WIPCallout from "./components/WIPCallout";
 
@@ -31,14 +28,13 @@ function UserOutfitsPageContent() {
 
   const { loading: queryLoading, error, data } = useQuery(
     gql`
-      query UserOutfitsPageContent($size: LayerImageSize) {
+      query UserOutfitsPageContent {
         currentUser {
           id
           outfits {
             id
             name
-
-            ...OutfitThumbnailFragment
+            updatedAt
 
             # For alt text
             petAppearance {
@@ -58,13 +54,8 @@ function UserOutfitsPageContent() {
           }
         }
       }
-      ${outfitThumbnailFragment}
     `,
     {
-      variables: {
-        // NOTE: This parameter is used inside `OutfitThumbnailFragment`!
-        size: "SIZE_" + getOutfitThumbnailRenderSize(),
-      },
       context: { sendAuth: true },
       skip: userLoading,
     }
@@ -79,7 +70,7 @@ function UserOutfitsPageContent() {
   }
 
   if (error) {
-    return <ErrorMessage>Error loading outfits: {error.message}</ErrorMessage>;
+    return <MajorErrorMessage error={error} variant="network" />;
   }
 
   const outfits = data.currentUser.outfits;
@@ -106,8 +97,8 @@ function OutfitCard({ outfit }) {
     <ClassNames>
       {({ css }) => (
         <OutfitThumbnail
-          petAppearance={outfit.petAppearance}
-          itemAppearances={outfit.itemAppearances}
+          outfitId={outfit.id}
+          updatedAt={outfit.updatedAt}
           alt={buildOutfitAltText(outfit)}
           // Firefox shows alt text as a fallback for images it can't show yet.
           // Show our alt text clearly if the image failed to load... but hide
@@ -118,6 +109,7 @@ function OutfitCard({ outfit }) {
           width={150}
           height={150}
           overflow="auto"
+          loading="lazy"
           className={css`
             &:-moz-loading {
               visibility: hidden;
diff --git a/src/app/WardrobePage/WardrobePreviewAndControls.js b/src/app/WardrobePage/WardrobePreviewAndControls.js
index c61ba8d..4c17836 100644
--- a/src/app/WardrobePage/WardrobePreviewAndControls.js
+++ b/src/app/WardrobePage/WardrobePreviewAndControls.js
@@ -4,10 +4,7 @@ import gql from "graphql-tag";
 import { useQuery } from "@apollo/client";
 import * as Sentry from "@sentry/react";
 
-import OutfitThumbnail, {
-  outfitThumbnailFragment,
-  getOutfitThumbnailRenderSize,
-} from "../components/OutfitThumbnail";
+import OutfitThumbnail from "../components/OutfitThumbnail";
 import { useOutfitPreview } from "../components/OutfitPreview";
 import { loadable, MajorErrorMessage, TestErrorSender } from "../util";
 
@@ -65,21 +62,20 @@ function WardrobePreviewAndControls({
 function OutfitThumbnailIfCached({ outfitId }) {
   const { data } = useQuery(
     gql`
-      query OutfitThumbnailIfCached($outfitId: ID!, $size: LayerImageSize!) {
+      query OutfitThumbnailIfCached($outfitId: ID!) {
         outfit(id: $outfitId) {
           id
-          ...OutfitThumbnailFragment
+          updatedAt
         }
       }
-      ${outfitThumbnailFragment}
     `,
     {
       variables: {
         outfitId,
-        // NOTE: This parameter is used inside `OutfitThumbnailFragment`!
-        size: "SIZE_" + getOutfitThumbnailRenderSize(),
+        skip: outfitId == null,
       },
       fetchPolicy: "cache-only",
+      onError: (e) => console.error(e),
     }
   );
 
@@ -89,8 +85,8 @@ function OutfitThumbnailIfCached({ outfitId }) {
 
   return (
     <OutfitThumbnail
-      petAppearance={data.outfit.petAppearance}
-      itemAppearances={data.outfit.itemAppearances}
+      outfitId={data.outfit.id}
+      updatedAt={data.outfit.updatedAt}
       alt=""
       objectFit="contain"
       width="100%"
diff --git a/src/app/components/OutfitThumbnail.js b/src/app/components/OutfitThumbnail.js
index 159da64..f9e8d0c 100644
--- a/src/app/components/OutfitThumbnail.js
+++ b/src/app/components/OutfitThumbnail.js
@@ -1,81 +1,21 @@
-import React from "react";
 import { Box } from "@chakra-ui/react";
-import gql from "graphql-tag";
 
-import getVisibleLayers, {
-  petAppearanceFragmentForGetVisibleLayers,
-  itemAppearanceFragmentForGetVisibleLayers,
-} from "../../shared/getVisibleLayers";
+function OutfitThumbnail({ outfitId, updatedAt, ...props }) {
+  const versionTimestamp = new Date(updatedAt).getTime();
+
+  // NOTE: It'd be more reliable for testing to use a relative path, but
+  //       generating these on dev is SO SLOW, that I'd rather just not.
+  const thumbnailUrl150 = `https://outfits.openneo-assets.net/outfits/${outfitId}/v/${versionTimestamp}/150.png`;
+  const thumbnailUrl300 = `https://outfits.openneo-assets.net/outfits/${outfitId}/v/${versionTimestamp}/300.png`;
 
-function OutfitThumbnail({ petAppearance, itemAppearances, ...props }) {
   return (
     <Box
       as="img"
-      src={buildOutfitThumbnailUrl(petAppearance, itemAppearances)}
+      src={thumbnailUrl150}
+      srcSet={`${thumbnailUrl150} 1x, ${thumbnailUrl300} 2x`}
       {...props}
     />
   );
 }
 
-function buildOutfitThumbnailUrl(petAppearance, itemAppearances) {
-  const size = getOutfitThumbnailRenderSize();
-  const visibleLayers = getVisibleLayers(petAppearance, itemAppearances);
-  const layerUrls = visibleLayers.map(
-    (layer) => layer.svgUrl || layer.imageUrl
-  );
-
-  return `/api/outfitImage?size=${size}&layerUrls=${layerUrls.join(",")}`;
-}
-
-/**
- * getOutfitThumbnailRenderSize returns the right image size to render at
- * 150x150, for the current device.
- *
- * On high-DPI devices, we'll download a 300x300 image to render at 150x150
- * scale. On standard-DPI devices, we'll download a 150x150 image, to save
- * bandwidth.
- */
-export function getOutfitThumbnailRenderSize() {
-  if (window.devicePixelRatio > 1) {
-    return 300;
-  } else {
-    return 150;
-  }
-}
-
-// NOTE: The query must include a `$size: LayerImageSize` parameter, probably
-//       with the return value of `getOutfitThumbnailRenderSize`!
-export const outfitThumbnailFragment = gql`
-  fragment OutfitThumbnailFragment on Outfit {
-    petAppearance {
-      id
-      layers {
-        id
-        svgUrl
-        imageUrl(size: $size)
-      }
-      species {
-        id
-        name
-      }
-      color {
-        id
-        name
-      }
-      ...PetAppearanceForGetVisibleLayers
-    }
-    itemAppearances {
-      id
-      layers {
-        id
-        svgUrl
-        imageUrl(size: $size)
-      }
-      ...ItemAppearanceForGetVisibleLayers
-    }
-  }
-  ${petAppearanceFragmentForGetVisibleLayers}
-  ${itemAppearanceFragmentForGetVisibleLayers}
-`;
-
 export default OutfitThumbnail;