Back when I had secrets just hardcoded into the repo, I added these to
make sure I wouldn't publish the repo without realizing I had left
those in! But now I've gone back and obliterated them from git history,
so we're okay to share! (Not just I committed over them, but they are
*fully gone*.)
EDIT: I originally committed the actual secrets into this file, but
since came back in git history and rewrote this commit to redact them!
I wasn't expecting to share this repo, but now I am!