Emi Matchu
5214a14990
Just to stop filling the crash logs with it… if they spike, we'll be alerted by the downtime monitor anyway.
59 lines
1.2 KiB
HTML
59 lines
1.2 KiB
HTML
<!doctype html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8" />
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
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<title>Dress to Impress: Whelmy mode!</title>
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<style type="text/css">
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body {
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background-color: #fff;
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color: #666;
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font-family: arial, sans-serif;
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padding: 2em 1em;
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}
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main {
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border: 1px solid #ccc;
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margin-inline: auto;
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padding: 1em;
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max-width: 600px;
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display: grid;
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grid-template-areas: "illustration body";
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grid-template-columns: auto 1fr;
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column-gap: 1em;
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: 1.5em;
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margin: 0;
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margin-bottom: 0.5em;
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}
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p {
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margin-bottom: 0.5em;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<main>
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<img
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width="100"
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height="100"
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alt="Distressed Grundo programmer"
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src="/images/error-grundo.png"
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/>
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<div>
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<h1>DTI is overloaded!</h1>
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<p>
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There's a lot going on in our server right now… usually this lasts for
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a few seconds, then passes? Sorry about this!
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</p>
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<p>
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If this keeps happening, we'll be alerted automatically, and we'll do
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our best to get it fixed up 💖
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</p>
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</div>
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</main>
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</body>
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</html>
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