Note that these queries are a bit slow. I don't think these new subpages will be accessed anywhere near often enough for their ~2sec query time to be a big deal. But if we start getting into trouble with it (e.g. someone starts slamming us for fun), we can look into how how cache these values over time.
Look, I'll be real, I have literally not run these automated tests in
probably like a whole decade. Most of these files are empty, the ones
that aren't seem basically trivial, and I bet half of it would fail
anyway.
If I wanted to do real automated testing, I would basically want to
start from scratch anyway, and apply coverage I can trust to the areas
I actually care about.
Until then, I feel like these gems and files are mostly just clutter,
and I don't like them being One More Barrier To Entry. Goodbye, unused
complexity!
