diff --git a/app/controllers/outfits_controller.rb b/app/controllers/outfits_controller.rb
index a4e3be17..cfb88b04 100644
--- a/app/controllers/outfits_controller.rb
+++ b/app/controllers/outfits_controller.rb
@@ -47,7 +47,7 @@ class OutfitsController < ApplicationController
   end
 
   def new
-    @colors = Color.funny.alphabetical
+    @colors = Color.alphabetical
     @species = Species.alphabetical
 
     # HACK: Skip this in development, because it's slow!
diff --git a/app/models/color.rb b/app/models/color.rb
index 8872fc44..d7f23119 100644
--- a/app/models/color.rb
+++ b/app/models/color.rb
@@ -5,7 +5,6 @@ class Color < ApplicationRecord
   scope :basic, -> { where(basic: true) }
   scope :standard, -> { where(standard: true) }
   scope :nonstandard, -> { where(standard: false) }
-  scope :funny, -> { order(:prank) unless pranks_funny? }
 
   validates :name, presence: true
   
@@ -14,10 +13,10 @@ class Color < ApplicationRecord
   end
 
   def human_name
-    if prank? && !Color.pranks_funny?
-      unfunny_human_name + ' ' + I18n.translate('colors.prank_suffix')
+    if name
+      name.split(' ').map { |word| word.capitalize }.join(' ')
     else
-      unfunny_human_name
+      I18n.translate('colors.default_human_name')
     end
   end
 
@@ -27,14 +26,6 @@ class Color < ApplicationRecord
       "species_id ASC").first
   end
 
-  def unfunny_human_name
-    if name
-      name.split(' ').map { |word| word.capitalize }.join(' ')
-    else
-      I18n.translate('colors.default_human_name')
-    end
-  end
-
   def default_gender_presentation
     if name.downcase.ends_with? "boy"
       :masc
@@ -44,9 +35,4 @@ class Color < ApplicationRecord
       nil
     end
   end
-
-  def self.pranks_funny?
-    now = Time.now.in_time_zone('Pacific Time (US & Canada)')
-    now.month == 4 && now.day == 1
-  end
 end
diff --git a/app/views/items/show.html.haml b/app/views/items/show.html.haml
index 6af3cecb..9fca453b 100644
--- a/app/views/items/show.html.haml
+++ b/app/views/items/show.html.haml
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@
         %span.error-icon{title: "We haven't seen this item on this pet before."} ⚠️
 
       = select_tag "preview[color_id]",
-        options_from_collection_for_select(Color.funny.alphabetical,
+        options_from_collection_for_select(Color.alphabetical,
           "id", "human_name", @selected_preview_pet_type.color_id)
       = select_tag "preview[species_id]",
         options_from_collection_for_select(Species.alphabetical,
diff --git a/config/locales/en.yml b/config/locales/en.yml
index a9dfb010..3cfd1bd6 100644
--- a/config/locales/en.yml
+++ b/config/locales/en.yml
@@ -36,7 +36,8 @@ en:
         blog: Blog
         contact: Contact
         email: Questions, comments, bugs
-        copyright: Images © 1999–%{year} World of Neopets, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
+        copyright:
+          Images © 1999–%{year} World of Neopets, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
           Used With Permission
 
     items:
@@ -167,8 +168,7 @@ en:
       submit: Save
       edit: Edit
       delete: Delete
-      delete_confirmation:
-        Are you sure you want to delete "%{list_name}"?
+      delete_confirmation: Are you sure you want to delete "%{list_name}"?
         If you do, we'll delete all the items in it, too.
       remove_all:
         confirm: "Remove all items from this list?"
@@ -215,7 +215,6 @@ en:
 
   colors:
     default_human_name: (a new color)
-    prank_suffix: (fake)
 
   contributions:
     contributed_description:
diff --git a/db/migrate/20240928022359_remove_prank_from_colors.rb b/db/migrate/20240928022359_remove_prank_from_colors.rb
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..2038643f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/db/migrate/20240928022359_remove_prank_from_colors.rb
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+class RemovePrankFromColors < ActiveRecord::Migration[7.2]
+  def change
+    remove_column "colors", "prank", :boolean, default: false, null: false
+  end
+end
diff --git a/db/openneo_id_schema.rb b/db/openneo_id_schema.rb
index 3113d4ff..e6d281a4 100644
--- a/db/openneo_id_schema.rb
+++ b/db/openneo_id_schema.rb
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 #
 # It's strongly recommended that you check this file into your version control system.
 
-ActiveRecord::Schema[7.1].define(version: 2024_04_08_120359) do
+ActiveRecord::Schema[7.2].define(version: 2024_04_08_120359) do
   create_table "users", id: { type: :integer, unsigned: true }, charset: "utf8mb3", collation: "utf8mb3_general_ci", force: :cascade do |t|
     t.string "name", limit: 30, null: false
     t.string "encrypted_password", limit: 64
@@ -37,5 +37,4 @@ ActiveRecord::Schema[7.1].define(version: 2024_04_08_120359) do
     t.index ["reset_password_token"], name: "index_users_on_reset_password_token", unique: true
     t.index ["unlock_token"], name: "index_users_on_unlock_token", unique: true
   end
-
 end
diff --git a/db/schema.rb b/db/schema.rb
index 2fd7b016..f71890c4 100644
--- a/db/schema.rb
+++ b/db/schema.rb
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 #
 # It's strongly recommended that you check this file into your version control system.
 
-ActiveRecord::Schema[7.1].define(version: 2024_06_16_001002) do
+ActiveRecord::Schema[7.2].define(version: 2024_09_28_022359) do
   create_table "alt_styles", charset: "utf8mb4", collation: "utf8mb4_unicode_520_ci", force: :cascade do |t|
     t.integer "species_id", null: false
     t.integer "color_id", null: false
@@ -75,7 +75,6 @@ ActiveRecord::Schema[7.1].define(version: 2024_06_16_001002) do
   create_table "colors", id: :integer, charset: "utf8mb4", collation: "utf8mb4_unicode_520_ci", force: :cascade do |t|
     t.boolean "basic"
     t.boolean "standard"
-    t.boolean "prank", default: false, null: false
     t.string "name", null: false
     t.string "pb_item_name"
     t.string "pb_item_thumbnail_url"