Add the Pardon Our Dust page

.vscode/settings.json

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+{
+  "editor.rulers": [80]
+}

app/assets/stylesheets/application.css.sass

@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@
 @import outfits/show
 @import pets/bulk
 @import static/image_mode
+@import static/pardon_our_dust
 @import static/terms
 @import swf_assets/links
 @import users/top_contributors

app/assets/stylesheets/outfits/_new.sass

@@ -3,6 +3,38 @@
 body.outfits-new
   +campaign-progress
 
+  .pardon-our-dust
+    border: 1px solid #3d8bfd
+    border-radius: .5em
+    color: #084298
+    padding: .25em .5em
+    margin-bottom: 1em
+
+    display: grid
+    grid-template-areas: "thumbnail header" "thumbnail body1" "thumbnail body2"
+    grid-template-columns: auto 1fr
+    column-gap: .75em
+    align-items: center
+
+    .thumbnail
+      grid-area: thumbnail
+      border: 1px solid #cfe2ff
+      border-radius: .25em
+      width: 60px
+      height: 60px
+
+    header
+      grid-area: header
+      font-weight: bold
+      font-size: 1.25em
+
+    p
+      margin-bottom: 0
+      line-height: 1.75
+
+    a
+      color: #0a58ca
+
   #pet-not-found, #neopia-error
     display: none
 

app/assets/stylesheets/static/_pardon_our_dust.sass

@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+body.static-pardon_our_dust
+  .header-image
+    max-width: 100%
+  
+  main
+    ul
+      padding-left: 2em
+      margin-bottom: 1em

app/helpers/application_helper.rb

@@ -167,7 +167,11 @@ module ApplicationHelper
   end
 
   def show_title_header?
-    params[:controller] != 'items'
+    params[:controller] != 'items' && !@hide_title_header
+  end
+
+  def hide_title_header
+    @hide_title_header = true
   end
 
   def signed_in_meta_tag

app/views/outfits/new.html.haml

@@ -5,6 +5,16 @@
 %p#pet-not-found.alert= t 'pets.load.not_found'
 %p#neopia-error.alert= t 'pets.load.neopia_error'
 
+%section.pardon-our-dust
+  = image_tag 'pardon-our-dust/worker.png', class: 'thumbnail',
+    alt: 'A blue Kacheek wearing a construction hat, pencil over ear, looking at a blueprint'
+  %header Pardon our dust!
+  %p
+    A surprise tech issue shut down the site, oops! We're fixing it by releasing this beta version a bit early!
+  %p
+    There's some rough edges, and also some new things we think you'll like, too!
+    = link_to "Here's the details.", pardon_our_dust_path
+
 #outfit-forms
   - localized_cache :action_suffix => 'outfit_forms_intro' do
     #pet-preview

app/views/static/pardon_our_dust.html.haml

@@ -0,0 +1,93 @@
+- title 'Pardon our dust!'
+- hide_title_header
+
+= image_tag 'pardon-our-dust/header.png', class: 'header-image',
+  alt: 'Fyora directing a Yurble worker, as other faeries help rebuild Faerieland in the background'
+
+%h1#title Pardon our dust!
+
+%main
+  :markdown
+    Hi, friends! There's a few interesting things happening right now, sorry for
+    the mess! Here's what's up.
+
+    ## Welcome to the new-old site!
+    
+    After working on our new-ish [Impress 2020][impress-2020] site the past
+    few years, we've decided it's not entirely the direction we want to go
+    after all. But also not entirely *not*? We love the HTML5 support, we love
+    how it looks on mobile, and we love some of the new trading features. But
+    in hindsight, we don't think the tech we used is a good choice for the
+    long-term, and we want to help Neopets customization stick around for
+    decades to come.
+
+    **So, we're merging the best parts of Impress 2020 into the original site!**
+    We finally caught up on *many* years of technical upgrades, and cleaned up a
+    *lot* of ancient rubble, so the original site can be a strong foundation for
+    us again—and then we copied over Impress 2020's most important bits of UI, to
+    keep things bright and breezy!
+
+    Here's what you should notice already:
+
+    - **New outfit editor:** The outfit editor is entirely replaced with Impress
+      2020's modern editor, with support for HTML5 wearables and for mobile!
+    - **Simplified login:** We used to have a weird second website for login and
+      account management. That's all merged into the main site now!
+    - **Improved item page:** We copied over Impress 2020's item previewer, so
+      you'll be able to see animated items, and get better support for special
+      colors like Maraquan and Baby!
+    
+    And behind the scenes, we've made this site's code a *lot* simpler and a
+    lot more up-to-date, and dependent on fewer external services, so it should
+    be a lot easier to maintain going forward.
+
+    We're still missing some really important things because we're launching
+    sooner than expected (like outfit saving), but we hope to fill in those
+    gaps soon!
+
+    ## Wait, why the sudden update?
+
+    One of our service providers recently made a change that's been a long time
+    coming, but is unusually difficult to work around. In this case, it would
+    require us to upgrade a *lot* of components of our system that, frankly,
+    we're years behind on updating.
+
+    But this new-old beta site? It's already running on the latest tech, and
+    depends on a lot fewer external services to begin with. So, as a team with
+    limited resources, it felt like a better idea to just skip forward to the
+    beta version that already works, than to split the original site into
+    *another* version of DTI and have *three* copies of the site we're
+    maintaining 😅
+
+    For the most part, I hope you mostly don't feel much of a difference, and
+    that most of the changes feel good? But I also know we're shipping it out
+    earlier than we planned and that's always a bit rough; and I know there are
+    things about the new outfit editor that still aren't ideal for everyone,
+    and I hope we can get those attended to once we have our stronger
+    foundation.
+
+    ## And sorry about all this…
+
+    Sorry for the delay on getting this fixed, there's been a lot of family
+    things to attend to lately, I hope everyone's been doing okay in the
+    meantime!!
+
+    Earlier this year I put out a call for extra help, and I haven't really
+    made good on that either, and I'm sorry for that too… soon after, I
+    realized the help I asked for (continuing to invest in Impress 2020's
+    missing features) didn't actually feel like the right path forward for the
+    site long-term—and that the next step for us (unifying the sites) would
+    kinda be the *worst* time to bring in someone new 😬
+
+    It can be a challenging thing, to have a site going for more than ten years
+    and to not always be in a phase of life to give it the attention it
+    deserves… and to have the weight of your ten-years-younger self's decisions
+    to carry around with it 😅 My hope is that, by cleaning up this decade-long
+    complex sprawling thing, we can build a site that isn't quite so dependent
+    on the ebb and flow of my own personal life… I don't think we're there yet,
+    but I'll do my best to get us there!
+
+    Sorry for the disruption, and I hope these new changes find you well, friends!  
+    —*Matchu*
+
+    [impress-2020]: https://impress-2020.openneo.net/

config/routes.rb

@@ -94,6 +94,7 @@ OpenneoImpressItems::Application.routes.draw do
   get 'users/top_contributors' => redirect('/users/top-contributors')
 
   get 'image-mode' => 'static#image_mode', :as => :image_mode
+  get '/pardon-our-dust' => 'static#pardon_our_dust', :as => :pardon_our_dust
   get '/terms' => redirect("https://impress-2020.openneo.net/terms"), :as => :terms
 
   get '/sitemap.xml' => 'sitemap#index', :as => :sitemap, :format => :xml