We're in the process of migrating away from translating these records,
because Neopets hasn't supported non-English languages in many years,
and it'll simplify our code and database lookups.
In Main DTI, we already wrote code to copy these fields onto the main
records and keep them in sync for now; now, once DTI 2020 isn't
referencing them anymore, it should be safe for the main app to drop
the tables altogether.
Note that some Prettier changes got mixed in here and that's fine!
I also wasn't suuuper careful testing these, most of them seem to be
trivially testable by just loading the homepage or doing a few basic
wardrobe actions, and the others are in Discord support log actions
that aren't enabled in development mode, so I'm just like… ehh I'll do
a couple support actions after deploy and see that they don't crash!
Oops, Next.js has built-in request body parsing that happens automatically. So it was giving us a `req.body` string, and our code to read in the body and put it in a buffer was waiting forever!
Thankfully, it's much easier than I expected to turn that behavior off for just one route. Now it works like before, so our existing code works again, ta da!
Well, instrumentation seems to be working fine again! The bug we ran into during commit e5081dab7e is gone. Cool!
I want to be able to see what's making the new box slow. My hypothesis was (and it seems to be right) that communication with the database on the Classic DTI server is slow.
But now that they're on the same Linode account and region, I think I can set up a private VLAN to make them muuuch faster. We'll try it out!
Things seemed to mostly work at first glance! I haven't tested outfitPageSSR because we'll need to redo it though, and also the outfit image routes aren't working anymore (vercel.json isn't how next.js works)
