diff --git a/src/app/OutfitControls.js b/src/app/OutfitControls.js
index 8a43915..168d98c 100644
--- a/src/app/OutfitControls.js
+++ b/src/app/OutfitControls.js
@@ -82,6 +82,7 @@ function OutfitControls({ outfitState, dispatchToOutfit }) {
         </Box>
         <Flex flex="1 1 0" align="center" pl="4">
           <PosePicker
+            outfitState={outfitState}
             onLockFocus={() => setFocusIsLocked(true)}
             onUnlockFocus={() => setFocusIsLocked(false)}
           />
diff --git a/src/app/PosePicker.js b/src/app/PosePicker.js
index 3fed392..ac1b4dc 100644
--- a/src/app/PosePicker.js
+++ b/src/app/PosePicker.js
@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
 import React from "react";
+import gql from "graphql-tag";
+import { useQuery } from "@apollo/react-hooks";
 import { css, cx } from "emotion";
 import {
   Box,
@@ -12,6 +14,7 @@ import {
   useTheme,
 } from "@chakra-ui/core";
 
+import { petAppearanceFragment } from "./useOutfitAppearance";
 import { safeImageUrl } from "./util";
 
 // From https://twemoji.twitter.com/, thank you!
@@ -21,9 +24,32 @@ import twemojiSick from "../images/twemoji/sick.svg";
 import twemojiMasc from "../images/twemoji/masc.svg";
 import twemojiFem from "../images/twemoji/fem.svg";
 
-function PosePicker({ onLockFocus, onUnlockFocus }) {
+function PosePicker({ outfitState, onLockFocus, onUnlockFocus }) {
   const theme = useTheme();
 
+  const { speciesId, colorId } = outfitState;
+  const { loading, error, poses } = useAvailablePoses({
+    speciesId,
+    colorId,
+  });
+
+  if (loading) {
+    return null;
+  }
+
+  // This is a low-stakes enough control, where enough pairs don't have data
+  // anyway, that I think I want to just not draw attention to failures.
+  if (error) {
+    return null;
+  }
+
+  // If there's only one pose anyway, don't bother showing a picker!
+  const numAvailablePoses = Object.values(poses).filter((p) => p.isAvailable)
+    .length;
+  if (numAvailablePoses <= 1) {
+    return null;
+  }
+
   return (
     <Popover
       placement="top-end"
@@ -87,13 +113,13 @@ function PosePicker({ onLockFocus, onUnlockFocus }) {
                       <EmojiImage src={twemojiMasc} aria-label="Masculine" />
                     </Cell>
                     <Cell as="td">
-                      <PoseButton src="http://pets.neopets.com/cp/42j5q3zx/1/1.png" />
+                      <PoseButton pose={poses.happyMasc} />
                     </Cell>
                     <Cell as="td">
-                      <PoseButton src="http://pets.neopets.com/cp/42j5q3zx/2/1.png" />
+                      <PoseButton pose={poses.sadMasc} />
                     </Cell>
                     <Cell as="td">
-                      <PoseButton src="http://pets.neopets.com/cp/42j5q3zx/4/1.png" />
+                      <PoseButton pose={poses.sickMasc} />
                     </Cell>
                   </tr>
                   <tr>
@@ -101,13 +127,13 @@ function PosePicker({ onLockFocus, onUnlockFocus }) {
                       <EmojiImage src={twemojiFem} aria-label="Feminine" />
                     </Cell>
                     <Cell as="td">
-                      <PoseButton src="http://pets.neopets.com/cp/xgnghng7/1/1.png" />
+                      <PoseButton pose={poses.happyFem} />
                     </Cell>
                     <Cell as="td">
-                      <PoseButton src="http://pets.neopets.com/cp/xgnghng7/2/1.png" />
+                      <PoseButton pose={poses.sadFem} />
                     </Cell>
                     <Cell as="td">
-                      <PoseButton src="http://pets.neopets.com/cp/xgnghng7/4/1.png" />
+                      <PoseButton pose={poses.sickFem} />
                     </Cell>
                   </tr>
                 </tbody>
@@ -132,12 +158,16 @@ function Cell({ children, as }) {
   );
 }
 
-function PoseButton({ src }) {
+function PoseButton({ pose }) {
+  if (!pose.isAvailable) {
+    return null;
+  }
+
   return (
     <Box rounded="full" boxShadow="md" overflow="hidden">
       <Button variant="unstyled" width="auto" height="auto">
         <Image
-          src={safeImageUrl(src)}
+          src={safeImageUrl(pose.thumbnailUrl)}
           width="50px"
           height="50px"
           className={css`
@@ -158,4 +188,55 @@ function EmojiImage({ src, "aria-label": ariaLabel }) {
   return <Image src={src} aria-label={ariaLabel} width="16px" height="16px" />;
 }
 
+function useAvailablePoses({ speciesId, colorId }) {
+  const { loading, error, data } = useQuery(
+    gql`
+      query PosePicker($speciesId: ID!, $colorId: ID!) {
+        petAppearances(speciesId: $speciesId, colorId: $colorId) {
+          genderPresentation
+          emotion
+          ...PetAppearanceForOutfitPreview
+        }
+      }
+      ${petAppearanceFragment}
+    `,
+    { variables: { speciesId, colorId } }
+  );
+
+  const petAppearances = data?.petAppearances || [];
+  const hasAppearanceFor = (e, gp) =>
+    petAppearances.some(
+      (pa) => pa.emotion === e && pa.genderPresentation === gp
+    );
+
+  const poses = {
+    happyMasc: {
+      isAvailable: hasAppearanceFor("HAPPY", "MASCULINE"),
+      thumbnailUrl: "http://pets.neopets.com/cp/42j5q3zx/1/1.png",
+    },
+    sadMasc: {
+      isAvailable: hasAppearanceFor("SAD", "MASCULINE"),
+      thumbnailUrl: "http://pets.neopets.com/cp/42j5q3zx/2/1.png",
+    },
+    sickMasc: {
+      isAvailable: hasAppearanceFor("SICK", "MASCULINE"),
+      thumbnailUrl: "http://pets.neopets.com/cp/42j5q3zx/4/1.png",
+    },
+    happyFem: {
+      isAvailable: hasAppearanceFor("HAPPY", "FEMININE"),
+      thumbnailUrl: "http://pets.neopets.com/cp/xgnghng7/1/1.png",
+    },
+    sadFem: {
+      isAvailable: hasAppearanceFor("SAD", "FEMININE"),
+      thumbnailUrl: "http://pets.neopets.com/cp/xgnghng7/2/1.png",
+    },
+    sickFem: {
+      isAvailable: hasAppearanceFor("SICK", "FEMININE"),
+      thumbnailUrl: "http://pets.neopets.com/cp/xgnghng7/4/1.png",
+    },
+  };
+
+  return { loading, error, poses };
+}
+
 export default PosePicker;
diff --git a/src/app/SearchPanel.js b/src/app/SearchPanel.js
index 246fd40..7d8711f 100644
--- a/src/app/SearchPanel.js
+++ b/src/app/SearchPanel.js
@@ -227,7 +227,7 @@ function useSearchResults(query, outfitState) {
 
             appearanceOn(speciesId: $speciesId, colorId: $colorId) {
               # This enables us to quickly show the item when the user clicks it!
-              ...AppearanceForOutfitPreview
+              ...ItemAppearanceForOutfitPreview
 
               # This is used to group items by zone, and to detect conflicts when
               # wearing a new item.
diff --git a/src/app/useOutfitAppearance.js b/src/app/useOutfitAppearance.js
index 8ca5e91..f74bd74 100644
--- a/src/app/useOutfitAppearance.js
+++ b/src/app/useOutfitAppearance.js
@@ -12,17 +12,18 @@ export default function useOutfitAppearance(outfitState) {
     gql`
       query($wornItemIds: [ID!]!, $speciesId: ID!, $colorId: ID!) {
         petAppearance(speciesId: $speciesId, colorId: $colorId) {
-          ...AppearanceForOutfitPreview
+          ...PetAppearanceForOutfitPreview
         }
 
         items(ids: $wornItemIds) {
           id
           appearanceOn(speciesId: $speciesId, colorId: $colorId) {
-            ...AppearanceForOutfitPreview
+            ...ItemAppearanceForOutfitPreview
           }
         }
       }
       ${itemAppearanceFragment}
+      ${petAppearanceFragment}
     `,
     {
       variables: { wornItemIds, speciesId, colorId },
@@ -39,10 +40,11 @@ function getVisibleLayers(data) {
     return [];
   }
 
-  const allAppearances = [
-    data.petAppearance,
-    ...(data.items || []).map((i) => i.appearanceOn),
-  ].filter((a) => a);
+  const itemAppearances = (data.items || []).map((i) => i.appearanceOn);
+
+  const allAppearances = [data.petAppearance, ...itemAppearances].filter(
+    (a) => a
+  );
   let allLayers = allAppearances.map((a) => a.layers).flat();
 
   // Clean up our data a bit, by ensuring only one layer per zone. This
@@ -52,7 +54,7 @@ function getVisibleLayers(data) {
     return allLayers.findIndex((l2) => l2.zone.id === l.zone.id) === i;
   });
 
-  const allRestrictedZoneIds = allAppearances
+  const allRestrictedZoneIds = itemAppearances
     .map((l) => l.restrictedZones)
     .flat()
     .map((z) => z.id);
@@ -66,7 +68,7 @@ function getVisibleLayers(data) {
 }
 
 export const itemAppearanceFragment = gql`
-  fragment AppearanceForOutfitPreview on Appearance {
+  fragment ItemAppearanceForOutfitPreview on ItemAppearance {
     layers {
       id
       imageUrl(size: SIZE_600)
@@ -81,3 +83,16 @@ export const itemAppearanceFragment = gql`
     }
   }
 `;
+
+export const petAppearanceFragment = gql`
+  fragment PetAppearanceForOutfitPreview on PetAppearance {
+    layers {
+      id
+      imageUrl(size: SIZE_600)
+      zone {
+        id
+        depth
+      }
+    }
+  }
+`;
diff --git a/src/app/useOutfitState.js b/src/app/useOutfitState.js
index 1f2f1bc..c45dc3c 100644
--- a/src/app/useOutfitState.js
+++ b/src/app/useOutfitState.js
@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ function useOutfitState() {
 
           appearanceOn(speciesId: $speciesId, colorId: $colorId) {
             # This enables us to quickly show the item when the user clicks it!
-            ...AppearanceForOutfitPreview
+            ...ItemAppearanceForOutfitPreview
 
             # This is used to group items by zone, and to detect conflicts when
             # wearing a new item.