diff --git a/src/server/db.js b/src/server/db.js
index a981f87..f06b9d9 100644
--- a/src/server/db.js
+++ b/src/server/db.js
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 const mysql = require("mysql2");
 
-let globalDb;
+let globalDbs = new Map();
 
 async function connectToDb({
   host = "impress.openneo.net",
@@ -8,11 +8,11 @@ async function connectToDb({
   password = process.env["IMPRESS_MYSQL_PASSWORD"],
   database = "openneo_impress",
 } = {}) {
-  if (globalDb) {
-    return globalDb;
+  if (globalDbs.has(host)) {
+    return globalDbs.get(host);
   }
 
-  globalDb = mysql
+  const db = mysql
     .createConnection({
       host,
       user,
@@ -24,7 +24,9 @@ async function connectToDb({
     // for compatibility with Honeycomb's automatic tracing.
     .promise();
 
-  return globalDb;
+  globalDbs.set(host, db);
+
+  return db;
 }
 
 module.exports = connectToDb;
diff --git a/src/server/query-tests/Pet.test.js b/src/server/query-tests/Pet.test.js
index 5f9a51d..3a5f18f 100644
--- a/src/server/query-tests/Pet.test.js
+++ b/src/server/query-tests/Pet.test.js
@@ -39,6 +39,79 @@ describe("Pet", () => {
     expect(res.data).toMatchSnapshot();
     expect(getDbCalls()).toMatchInlineSnapshot(`
       Array [
+        Array [
+          "SELECT * FROM pet_types WHERE (species_id = ? AND color_id = ?)",
+          Array [
+            "54",
+            "75",
+          ],
+        ],
+        Array [
+          "SELECT * FROM items WHERE id IN (?,?,?,?,?,?,?,?)",
+          Array [
+            "37229",
+            "37375",
+            "38911",
+            "38912",
+            "38913",
+            "43014",
+            "43397",
+            "48313",
+          ],
+        ],
+        Array [
+          "SELECT * FROM item_translations WHERE item_id IN (?,?,?,?,?,?,?,?) AND locale = \\"en\\"",
+          Array [
+            "37229",
+            "37375",
+            "38911",
+            "38912",
+            "38913",
+            "43014",
+            "43397",
+            "48313",
+          ],
+        ],
+        Array [
+          "SELECT * FROM swf_assets WHERE (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?) OR (type = ? AND remote_id = ?)",
+          Array [
+            "object",
+            "6829",
+            "object",
+            "14855",
+            "object",
+            "14856",
+            "object",
+            "14857",
+            "object",
+            "36414",
+            "object",
+            "39646",
+            "object",
+            "51959",
+            "object",
+            "56478",
+            "biology",
+            "7942",
+            "biology",
+            "7941",
+            "biology",
+            "24008",
+            "biology",
+            "21060",
+            "biology",
+            "21057",
+            "biology",
+            "7946",
+          ],
+        ],
+        Array [
+          "SELECT * FROM pet_states WHERE (pet_type_id = ? AND swf_asset_ids = ?)",
+          Array [
+            "2",
+            "7941,7942,7946,21057,21060,24008",
+          ],
+        ],
         Array [
           "SELECT * FROM species_translations
              WHERE species_id IN (?) AND locale = \\"en\\"",
@@ -127,6 +200,29 @@ describe("Pet", () => {
     expect(res2).toHaveNoErrors();
     expect(res2.data).toMatchSnapshot();
     expect(getDbCalls()).toMatchSnapshot();
+
+    clearDbCalls();
+
+    // If we load the pet again, it should only make SELECT queries, not
+    // INSERT or UPDATE.
+    await query({
+      query: gql`
+        query {
+          petOnNeopetsDotCom(petName: "roopal27") {
+            items {
+              id
+            }
+          }
+        }
+      `,
+    });
+
+    const dbCalls = getDbCalls();
+    for (const [query, _] of dbCalls) {
+      expect(query).toMatch(/SELECT/);
+      expect(query).not.toMatch(/INSERT/);
+      expect(query).not.toMatch(/UPDATE/);
+    }
   });
 
   it("models updated item data", async () => {
diff --git a/src/server/query-tests/__snapshots__/Pet.test.js.snap b/src/server/query-tests/__snapshots__/Pet.test.js.snap
index bd6831b..ab56c0d 100644
--- a/src/server/query-tests/__snapshots__/Pet.test.js.snap
+++ b/src/server/query-tests/__snapshots__/Pet.test.js.snap
@@ -381,103 +381,103 @@ Array [
   Array [
     "INSERT INTO swf_assets (body_id, created_at, remote_id, type, url, zone_id, zones_restrict) VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?);",
     Array [
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "6829",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/006/6829_1707e50385.swf",
-      3,
+      "3",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "14855",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/014/14855_215f367070.swf",
-      25,
+      "25",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "14856",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/014/14856_46c1b32797.swf",
-      26,
+      "26",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "14857",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/014/14857_d43380ef66.swf",
-      40,
+      "40",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "36414",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/036/36414_1e2aaab4ad.swf",
-      48,
+      "48",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "39646",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/039/39646_e129e22ada.swf",
-      42,
+      "42",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "51959",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/051/51959_4439727c48.swf",
-      45,
+      "45",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "56478",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/056/56478_eabc28e7c7.swf",
-      27,
+      "27",
       "",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "7942",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/007/7942_2eab06fd7b.swf",
-      5,
+      "5",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "7941",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/007/7941_2c4cc4b846.swf",
-      15,
+      "15",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "24008",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/024/24008_a05fe9876a.swf",
-      30,
+      "30",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "21060",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/021/21060_d77ba93b7b.swf",
-      33,
+      "33",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "21057",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/021/21057_4550efbb2f.swf",
-      34,
+      "34",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "7946",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/007/7946_0348dad587.swf",
-      37,
+      "37",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
     ],
   ],
@@ -492,25 +492,25 @@ Array [
     "SELECT * FROM pet_states WHERE (pet_type_id = ? AND swf_asset_ids = ?)",
     Array [
       "1",
-      "21057,21060,24008,7941,7942,7946",
+      "7941,7942,7946,21057,21060,24008",
     ],
   ],
   Array [
     "INSERT INTO pet_states (female, labeled, mood_id, pet_type_id, swf_asset_ids, unconverted) VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?);",
     Array [
-      false,
-      true,
-      2,
+      0,
+      1,
+      "2",
       "1",
-      "21057,21060,24008,7941,7942,7946",
-      false,
+      "7941,7942,7946,21057,21060,24008",
+      0,
     ],
   ],
   Array [
     "SELECT * FROM pet_states WHERE (pet_type_id = ? AND swf_asset_ids = ?)",
     Array [
       "1",
-      "21057,21060,24008,7941,7942,7946",
+      "7941,7942,7946,21057,21060,24008",
     ],
   ],
   Array [
@@ -934,103 +934,103 @@ Array [
   Array [
     "INSERT INTO swf_assets (body_id, created_at, remote_id, type, url, zone_id, zones_restrict) VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?), (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?);",
     Array [
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "6829",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/006/6829_1707e50385.swf",
-      3,
+      "3",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "14855",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/014/14855_215f367070.swf",
-      25,
+      "25",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "14856",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/014/14856_46c1b32797.swf",
-      26,
+      "26",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "14857",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/014/14857_d43380ef66.swf",
-      40,
+      "40",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "36414",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/036/36414_1e2aaab4ad.swf",
-      48,
+      "48",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "39646",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/039/39646_e129e22ada.swf",
-      42,
+      "42",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "51959",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/051/51959_4439727c48.swf",
-      45,
+      "45",
       "",
-      180,
+      "180",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "56478",
       "object",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/items/swf/000/000/056/56478_eabc28e7c7.swf",
-      27,
+      "27",
       "",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "7942",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/007/7942_2eab06fd7b.swf",
-      5,
+      "5",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "7941",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/007/7941_2c4cc4b846.swf",
-      15,
+      "15",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "24008",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/024/24008_a05fe9876a.swf",
-      30,
+      "30",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "21060",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/021/21060_d77ba93b7b.swf",
-      33,
+      "33",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "21057",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/021/21057_4550efbb2f.swf",
-      34,
+      "34",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
-      0,
+      "0",
       2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z,
       "7946",
       "biology",
       "http://images.neopets.com/cp/bio/swf/000/000/007/7946_0348dad587.swf",
-      37,
+      "37",
       "0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000",
     ],
   ],
@@ -1064,25 +1064,25 @@ Array [
     "SELECT * FROM pet_states WHERE (pet_type_id = ? AND swf_asset_ids = ?)",
     Array [
       "1",
-      "21057,21060,24008,7941,7942,7946",
+      "7941,7942,7946,21057,21060,24008",
     ],
   ],
   Array [
     "INSERT INTO pet_states (female, labeled, mood_id, pet_type_id, swf_asset_ids, unconverted) VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?);",
     Array [
-      false,
-      true,
-      2,
+      0,
+      1,
+      "2",
       "1",
-      "21057,21060,24008,7941,7942,7946",
-      false,
+      "7941,7942,7946,21057,21060,24008",
+      0,
     ],
   ],
   Array [
     "SELECT * FROM pet_states WHERE (pet_type_id = ? AND swf_asset_ids = ?)",
     Array [
       "1",
-      "21057,21060,24008,7941,7942,7946",
+      "7941,7942,7946,21057,21060,24008",
     ],
   ],
   Array [
diff --git a/src/server/types/Outfit.js b/src/server/types/Outfit.js
index 4122c61..0d6f38f 100644
--- a/src/server/types/Outfit.js
+++ b/src/server/types/Outfit.js
@@ -191,12 +191,12 @@ async function saveModelingData(
     type: "object",
     remoteId: String(objectAsset.asset_id),
     url: objectAsset.asset_url,
-    zoneId: objectAsset.zone_id,
+    zoneId: String(objectAsset.zone_id),
     zonesRestrict: "",
     // TODO: This doesn't actually work... sometimes it needs to be 0, yeah?
     //       So we actually have to do asset writing after we load the current
     //       row and compare... maybe a cutesy fn syntax here?
-    bodyId: customPet.body_id,
+    bodyId: String(customPet.body_id),
   }));
 
   const biologyAssets = Object.values(customPet.biology_by_zone);
@@ -204,9 +204,9 @@ async function saveModelingData(
     type: "biology",
     remoteId: String(biologyAsset.part_id),
     url: biologyAsset.asset_url,
-    zoneId: biologyAsset.zone_id,
+    zoneId: String(biologyAsset.zone_id),
     zonesRestrict: biologyAsset.zones_restrict,
-    bodyId: 0,
+    bodyId: "0",
   }));
 
   const incomingSwfAssets = [...incomingItemSwfAssets, ...incomingPetSwfAssets];
@@ -277,13 +277,13 @@ async function saveModelingData(
   const incomingPetState = {
     petTypeId: petType.id,
     swfAssetIds: incomingPetSwfAssets
-      .map((a) => a.remoteId)
-      .sort()
+      .map((row) => row.remoteId)
+      .sort((a, b) => Number(a) - Number(b))
       .join(","),
-    female: petMetaData.gender === 2, // sorry for this column name :/
-    moodId: petMetaData.mood,
-    unconverted: incomingPetSwfAssets.length === 1,
-    labeled: true,
+    female: petMetaData.gender === 2 ? 1 : 0, // sorry for this column name :/
+    moodId: String(petMetaData.mood),
+    unconverted: incomingPetSwfAssets.length === 1 ? 1 : 0,
+    labeled: 1,
   };
 
   await syncToDb(db, [incomingPetState], {