diff --git a/src/app/SupportPetAppearancesPage.js b/src/app/SupportPetAppearancesPage.js
index 287c5eb..b0b1dfe 100644
--- a/src/app/SupportPetAppearancesPage.js
+++ b/src/app/SupportPetAppearancesPage.js
@@ -10,10 +10,6 @@ import {
 } from "@chakra-ui/popover";
 import { Link } from "react-router-dom";
 import HangerSpinner from "./components/HangerSpinner";
-import {
-  getValidPoses,
-  useAllValidPetPoses,
-} from "./components/SpeciesColorPicker";
 import { ErrorMessage, Heading1 } from "./util";
 import useSupport from "./WardrobePage/support/useSupport";
 
@@ -27,16 +23,6 @@ function SupportPetAppearancesPage() {
   return (
     <>
       <Heading1 marginBottom=".5em">Support: Pet appearances</Heading1>
-      <UnlabeledPetAppearancesList />
-    </>
-  );
-}
-
-function UnlabeledPetAppearancesList() {
-  const { loading, error, speciesColorPairs } = useUnlabeledPetAppearances();
-
-  return (
-    <Box>
       <Box as="p" marginBottom="2">
         These species/color combinations have some <code>UNKNOWN</code>{" "}
         appearances that need labeled! Please take a look!
@@ -48,28 +34,67 @@ function UnlabeledPetAppearancesList() {
             <PopoverArrow />
             <PopoverBody fontSize="sm" textAlign="center">
               This includes species/color combinations that have at least one{" "}
-              <code>UNKNOWN</code> pose, and are missing at least one of the
-              standard 6 mood/gender-presentation poses.
+              non-glitched <code>UNKNOWN</code> pose, and still need a
+              non-glitched version of at least one of the standard 6
+              mood/gender-presentation poses.
             </PopoverBody>
           </PopoverContent>
         </Popover>
       </Box>
-      {loading && (
-        <Flex justify="center">
-          <HangerSpinner />
-        </Flex>
-      )}
-      {error && <ErrorMessage>{error.message}</ErrorMessage>}
-      {speciesColorPairs.length > 0 && (
-        <Wrap>
-          {speciesColorPairs.map(({ species, color }) => (
-            <WrapItem key={`${species.id}-${color.id}`}>
-              <SpeciesColorEditorLink species={species} color={color} />
-            </WrapItem>
-          ))}
-        </Wrap>
-      )}
-    </Box>
+      <UnlabeledPetAppearancesList />
+    </>
+  );
+}
+
+function UnlabeledPetAppearancesList() {
+  const { loading, error, data } = useQuery(gql`
+    query SupportUnlabeledSpeciesColorPairs {
+      speciesColorPairsThatNeedSupportLabeling {
+        id
+        species {
+          id
+          name
+        }
+        color {
+          id
+          name
+        }
+      }
+    }
+  `);
+
+  if (loading) {
+    return (
+      <Flex justify="center">
+        <HangerSpinner />
+      </Flex>
+    );
+  }
+
+  if (error) {
+    return <ErrorMessage>{error.message}</ErrorMessage>;
+  }
+
+  const speciesColorPairs = [
+    ...data.speciesColorPairsThatNeedSupportLabeling,
+  ].sort((a, b) =>
+    `${a.species.name} ${a.color.name}`.localeCompare(
+      `${b.species.name} ${b.color.name}`
+    )
+  );
+
+  if (speciesColorPairs.length === 0) {
+    return <>…never mind, they're all done! Wow, go team!! 🎉</>;
+  }
+
+  return (
+    <Wrap>
+      {speciesColorPairs.map(({ species, color }) => (
+        <WrapItem key={`${species.id}-${color.id}`}>
+          <SpeciesColorEditorLink species={species} color={color} />
+        </WrapItem>
+      ))}
+    </Wrap>
   );
 }
 
@@ -91,57 +116,4 @@ function SpeciesColorEditorLink({ species, color }) {
   );
 }
 
-function useUnlabeledPetAppearances() {
-  const {
-    loading: loadingValids,
-    error: errorValids,
-    valids,
-  } = useAllValidPetPoses({ headers: { "Cache-Control": "no-cache" } });
-  const { loading: loadingGQL, error: errorGQL, data } = useQuery(gql`
-    query SupportUnlabeledPetAppearances {
-      allColors {
-        id
-        name
-      }
-
-      allSpecies {
-        id
-        name
-      }
-    }
-  `);
-
-  const loading = loadingValids || loadingGQL;
-  const error = errorValids || errorGQL;
-  const speciesColorPairs =
-    valids && data?.allColors && data?.allSpecies
-      ? data?.allSpecies
-          .map((species) => data.allColors.map((color) => ({ species, color })))
-          .flat()
-          .filter(({ species, color }) => {
-            const poses = getValidPoses(valids, species.id, color.id);
-            const hasAllStandardPoses =
-              poses.has("HAPPY_MASC") &&
-              poses.has("HAPPY_FEM") &&
-              poses.has("SAD_MASC") &&
-              poses.has("SAD_FEM") &&
-              poses.has("SICK_MASC") &&
-              poses.has("SICK_FEM");
-            const hasAtLeastOneUnknownPose = poses.has("UNKNOWN");
-            return !hasAllStandardPoses && hasAtLeastOneUnknownPose;
-          })
-          .sort((a, b) =>
-            `${a.species.name} ${a.color.name}`.localeCompare(
-              `${b.species.name} ${b.color.name}`
-            )
-          )
-      : [];
-
-  return {
-    loading,
-    error,
-    speciesColorPairs,
-  };
-}
-
 export default SupportPetAppearancesPage;
diff --git a/src/server/types/PetAppearance.js b/src/server/types/PetAppearance.js
index 926ce25..2c64948 100644
--- a/src/server/types/PetAppearance.js
+++ b/src/server/types/PetAppearance.js
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import {
   capitalize,
   getPoseFromPetState,
   getRestrictedZoneIds,
+  normalizeRow,
   oneWeek,
   oneDay,
   oneHour,
@@ -115,6 +116,11 @@ const typeDefs = gql`
     # version here (even if the standard pose picker is still showing outdated
     # cached canonical poses).
     petAppearances(speciesId: ID!, colorId: ID!): [PetAppearance!]!
+
+    # The SpeciesColorPairs that don't have all 6 standard poses labeled yet,
+    # and have at least one UNKNOWN pose to label. For Support users, on
+    # /support/petAppearances.
+    speciesColorPairsThatNeedSupportLabeling: [SpeciesColorPair!]!
   }
 `;
 
@@ -387,6 +393,40 @@ const resolvers = {
       const petStates = await petStatesForPetTypeLoader.load(petType.id);
       return petStates.map((petState) => ({ id: petState.id }));
     },
+    speciesColorPairsThatNeedSupportLabeling: async (
+      _,
+      __,
+      { db, petTypeLoader }
+    ) => {
+      const [rows] = await db.query(
+        `
+          SELECT * FROM pet_types WHERE
+            -- Does not have all 6 standard poses
+            (
+              SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT mood_id, female)
+              FROM pet_states
+              WHERE
+                pet_type_id = pet_types.id AND mood_id IS NOT NULL AND female IS NOT NULL AND glitched = 0
+            ) < 6
+            -- And has at least one of the UNKNOWN pose
+            AND (
+              SELECT COUNT(*)
+              FROM pet_states
+              WHERE
+                pet_type_id = pet_types.id
+                  AND mood_id IS NULL AND female IS NULL
+                  AND (unconverted = 0 OR unconverted IS NULL)
+                  AND glitched = 0
+            ) >= 1;
+        `
+      );
+      const petTypes = rows.map(normalizeRow);
+
+      // Prime the cache, so the resolvers downstream don't re-query for them.
+      petTypes.forEach((petType) => petTypeLoader.prime(petType.id, petType));
+
+      return petTypes.map(({ id }) => ({ id }));
+    },
   },
 };