diff --git a/src/app/UserItemsPage.js b/src/app/UserItemsPage.js
index 04d7b25..c630865 100644
--- a/src/app/UserItemsPage.js
+++ b/src/app/UserItemsPage.js
@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ import ItemCard, {
   NpBadge,
   YouOwnThisBadge,
   YouWantThisBadge,
+  ZoneBadgeList,
 } from "./components/ItemCard";
 import useCurrentUser from "./components/useCurrentUser";
 import WIPCallout from "./components/WIPCallout";
@@ -35,6 +36,10 @@ function UserItemsPage() {
             isNc
             name
             thumbnailUrl
+            allOccupiedZones {
+              id
+              label @client
+            }
           }
 
           itemsTheyWant {
@@ -42,6 +47,10 @@ function UserItemsPage() {
             isNc
             name
             thumbnailUrl
+            allOccupiedZones {
+              id
+              label @client
+            }
           }
         }
 
@@ -114,18 +123,24 @@ function UserItemsPage() {
         {isCurrentUser ? "Items you own" : `Items ${data.user.username} owns`}
       </Heading2>
       <ItemCardList>
-        {sortedItemsTheyOwn.map((item) => (
-          <ItemCard
-            key={item.id}
-            item={item}
-            badges={
-              <ItemBadgeList>
-                {item.isNc ? <NcBadge /> : <NpBadge />}
-                {showYouWantThisBadge(item) && <YouWantThisBadge />}
-              </ItemBadgeList>
-            }
-          />
-        ))}
+        {sortedItemsTheyOwn.map((item) => {
+          return (
+            <ItemCard
+              key={item.id}
+              item={item}
+              badges={
+                <ItemBadgeList>
+                  {item.isNc ? <NcBadge /> : <NpBadge />}
+                  {showYouWantThisBadge(item) && <YouWantThisBadge />}
+                  <ZoneBadgeList
+                    zones={item.allOccupiedZones}
+                    variant="occupies"
+                  />
+                </ItemBadgeList>
+              }
+            />
+          );
+        })}
       </ItemCardList>
 
       <Heading2 marginBottom="6" marginTop="8">
@@ -140,6 +155,10 @@ function UserItemsPage() {
               <ItemBadgeList>
                 {item.isNc ? <NcBadge /> : <NpBadge />}
                 {showYouOwnThisBadge(item) && <YouOwnThisBadge />}
+                <ZoneBadgeList
+                  zones={item.allOccupiedZones}
+                  variant="occupies"
+                />
               </ItemBadgeList>
             }
           />
diff --git a/src/app/WardrobePage/Item.js b/src/app/WardrobePage/Item.js
index 64b2b67..cea5a02 100644
--- a/src/app/WardrobePage/Item.js
+++ b/src/app/WardrobePage/Item.js
@@ -1,7 +1,6 @@
 import React from "react";
 import { css, cx } from "emotion";
 import {
-  Badge,
   Box,
   Flex,
   IconButton,
@@ -10,24 +9,19 @@ import {
   useColorModeValue,
   useTheme,
 } from "@chakra-ui/core";
-import {
-  EditIcon,
-  DeleteIcon,
-  InfoIcon,
-  NotAllowedIcon,
-} from "@chakra-ui/icons";
+import { EditIcon, DeleteIcon, InfoIcon } from "@chakra-ui/icons";
 import { Link } from "react-router-dom";
 import loadable from "@loadable/component";
 
 import {
   ItemCardContent,
   ItemBadgeList,
-  ItemBadgeTooltip,
   MaybeAnimatedBadge,
   NcBadge,
   NpBadge,
   YouOwnThisBadge,
   YouWantThisBadge,
+  ZoneBadgeList,
 } from "../components/ItemCard";
 import SupportOnly from "./support/SupportOnly";
 import useSupport from "./support/useSupport";
@@ -207,11 +201,9 @@ function ItemContainer({ children, isDisabled = false }) {
 
 function ItemBadges({ item }) {
   const { isSupportUser } = useSupport();
-  const occupiedZoneLabels = getZoneLabels(
-    item.appearanceOn.layers.map((l) => l.zone)
-  );
-  const restrictedZoneLabels = getZoneLabels(
-    item.appearanceOn.restrictedZones.filter((z) => z.isCommonlyUsedByItems)
+  const occupiedZones = item.appearanceOn.layers.map((l) => l.zone);
+  const restrictedZones = item.appearanceOn.restrictedZones.filter(
+    (z) => z.isCommonlyUsedByItems
   );
   const isMaybeAnimated = item.appearanceOn.layers.some(
     (l) => l.canvasMovieLibraryUrl
@@ -239,12 +231,8 @@ function ItemBadges({ item }) {
       }
       {item.currentUserOwnsThis && <YouOwnThisBadge variant="short" />}
       {item.currentUserWantsThis && <YouWantThisBadge variant="short" />}
-      {occupiedZoneLabels.map((zoneLabel) => (
-        <ZoneBadge key={zoneLabel} variant="occupies" zoneLabel={zoneLabel} />
-      ))}
-      {restrictedZoneLabels.map((zoneLabel) => (
-        <ZoneBadge key={zoneLabel} variant="restricts" zoneLabel={zoneLabel} />
-      ))}
+      <ZoneBadgeList zones={occupiedZones} variant="occupied" />
+      <ZoneBadgeList zones={restrictedZones} variant="restricts" />
     </ItemBadgeList>
   );
 }
@@ -323,53 +311,6 @@ export function ItemListSkeleton({ count }) {
   );
 }
 
-/**
- * getZoneLabels returns the set of labels for the given zones. Sometimes an
- * item occupies multiple zones of the same name, so it's especially important
- * to de-duplicate them here!
- */
-function getZoneLabels(zones) {
-  let labels = zones.map((z) => z.label);
-  labels = new Set(labels);
-  labels = [...labels].sort();
-  return labels;
-}
-
-function ZoneBadge({ variant, zoneLabel }) {
-  // Shorten the label when necessary, to make the badges less bulky
-  const shorthand = zoneLabel
-    .replace("Background Item", "BG Item")
-    .replace("Foreground Item", "FG Item")
-    .replace("Lower-body", "Lower")
-    .replace("Upper-body", "Upper")
-    .replace("Transient", "Trans")
-    .replace("Biology", "Bio");
-
-  if (variant === "restricts") {
-    return (
-      <ItemBadgeTooltip
-        label={`Restricted: This item can't be worn with ${zoneLabel} items`}
-      >
-        <Badge>
-          <Box display="flex" alignItems="center">
-            {shorthand} <NotAllowedIcon marginLeft="1" />
-          </Box>
-        </Badge>
-      </ItemBadgeTooltip>
-    );
-  }
-
-  if (shorthand !== zoneLabel) {
-    return (
-      <ItemBadgeTooltip label={zoneLabel}>
-        <Badge>{shorthand}</Badge>
-      </ItemBadgeTooltip>
-    );
-  }
-
-  return <Badge>{shorthand}</Badge>;
-}
-
 /**
  * containerHasFocus is a common CSS selector, for the case where our parent
  * .item-container is hovered or the adjacent hidden radio/checkbox is
diff --git a/src/app/components/ItemCard.js b/src/app/components/ItemCard.js
index df4b136..9bffeb3 100644
--- a/src/app/components/ItemCard.js
+++ b/src/app/components/ItemCard.js
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ import {
   useColorModeValue,
   useTheme,
 } from "@chakra-ui/core";
-import { CheckIcon, StarIcon } from "@chakra-ui/icons";
+import { CheckIcon, NotAllowedIcon, StarIcon } from "@chakra-ui/icons";
 import { HiSparkles } from "react-icons/hi";
 import { Link } from "react-router-dom";
 
@@ -279,6 +279,53 @@ export function YouWantThisBadge({ variant = "long" }) {
   return badge;
 }
 
+function ZoneBadge({ variant, zoneLabel }) {
+  // Shorten the label when necessary, to make the badges less bulky
+  const shorthand = zoneLabel
+    .replace("Background Item", "BG Item")
+    .replace("Foreground Item", "FG Item")
+    .replace("Lower-body", "Lower")
+    .replace("Upper-body", "Upper")
+    .replace("Transient", "Trans")
+    .replace("Biology", "Bio");
+
+  if (variant === "restricts") {
+    return (
+      <ItemBadgeTooltip
+        label={`Restricted: This item can't be worn with ${zoneLabel} items`}
+      >
+        <Badge>
+          <Box display="flex" alignItems="center">
+            {shorthand} <NotAllowedIcon marginLeft="1" />
+          </Box>
+        </Badge>
+      </ItemBadgeTooltip>
+    );
+  }
+
+  if (shorthand !== zoneLabel) {
+    return (
+      <ItemBadgeTooltip label={zoneLabel}>
+        <Badge>{shorthand}</Badge>
+      </ItemBadgeTooltip>
+    );
+  }
+
+  return <Badge>{shorthand}</Badge>;
+}
+
+export function ZoneBadgeList({ zones, variant }) {
+  // Get the sorted zone labels. Sometimes an item occupies multiple zones of
+  // the same name, so it's important to de-duplicate them!
+  let labels = zones.map((z) => z.label);
+  labels = new Set(labels);
+  labels = [...labels].sort();
+
+  return labels.map((label) => (
+    <ZoneBadge key={label} zoneLabel={label} variant={variant} />
+  ));
+}
+
 export function MaybeAnimatedBadge() {
   return (
     <ItemBadgeTooltip label="Maybe animated? (Support only)">
diff --git a/src/server/loaders.js b/src/server/loaders.js
index 68d8de8..4636cc0 100644
--- a/src/server/loaders.js
+++ b/src/server/loaders.js
@@ -324,6 +324,26 @@ const buildItemBodiesWithAppearanceDataLoader = (db) =>
     return itemIds.map((itemId) => entities.filter((e) => e.itemId === itemId));
   });
 
+const buildItemAllOccupiedZonesLoader = (db) =>
+  new DataLoader(async (itemIds) => {
+    const qs = itemIds.map((_) => "?").join(", ");
+    const [rows, _] = await db.execute(
+      `SELECT items.id, GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT sa.zone_id) AS zone_ids FROM items
+       INNER JOIN parents_swf_assets psa
+         ON psa.parent_type = "Item" AND psa.parent_id = items.id
+       INNER JOIN swf_assets sa ON sa.id = psa.swf_asset_id
+       WHERE items.id IN (${qs})
+       GROUP BY items.id;`,
+      itemIds
+    );
+
+    const entities = rows.map(normalizeRow);
+
+    return itemIds.map((itemId) =>
+      entities.find((e) => e.id === itemId).zoneIds.split(",")
+    );
+  });
+
 const buildPetTypeLoader = (db, loaders) =>
   new DataLoader(async (petTypeIds) => {
     const qs = petTypeIds.map((_) => "?").join(",");
@@ -745,6 +765,7 @@ function buildLoaders(db) {
   loaders.itemBodiesWithAppearanceDataLoader = buildItemBodiesWithAppearanceDataLoader(
     db
   );
+  loaders.itemAllOccupiedZonesLoader = buildItemAllOccupiedZonesLoader(db);
   loaders.petTypeLoader = buildPetTypeLoader(db, loaders);
   loaders.petTypeBySpeciesAndColorLoader = buildPetTypeBySpeciesAndColorLoader(
     db,
diff --git a/src/server/query-tests/Item.test.js b/src/server/query-tests/Item.test.js
index 0adac31..27945bc 100644
--- a/src/server/query-tests/Item.test.js
+++ b/src/server/query-tests/Item.test.js
@@ -26,6 +26,9 @@ describe("Item", () => {
               name
             }
             explicitlyBodySpecific
+            allOccupiedZones {
+              label
+            }
           }
         }
       `,
@@ -57,6 +60,22 @@ describe("Item", () => {
             "78104",
           ],
         ],
+        Array [
+          "SELECT items.id, GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT sa.zone_id) AS zone_ids FROM items
+             INNER JOIN parents_swf_assets psa
+               ON psa.parent_type = \\"Item\\" AND psa.parent_id = items.id
+             INNER JOIN swf_assets sa ON sa.id = psa.swf_asset_id
+             WHERE items.id IN (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?)
+             GROUP BY items.id;",
+          Array [
+            "38913",
+            "38911",
+            "38912",
+            "55788",
+            "77530",
+            "78104",
+          ],
+        ],
         Array [
           "SELECT * FROM color_translations
              WHERE color_id IN (?) AND locale = \\"en\\"",
@@ -64,6 +83,17 @@ describe("Item", () => {
             "44",
           ],
         ],
+        Array [
+          "SELECT * FROM zone_translations WHERE zone_id IN (?,?,?,?,?,?) AND locale = \\"en\\"",
+          Array [
+            "25",
+            "40",
+            "26",
+            "46",
+            "23",
+            "3",
+          ],
+        ],
       ]
     `);
   });
diff --git a/src/server/query-tests/__snapshots__/Item.test.js.snap b/src/server/query-tests/__snapshots__/Item.test.js.snap
index c933c99..4b104b4 100644
--- a/src/server/query-tests/__snapshots__/Item.test.js.snap
+++ b/src/server/query-tests/__snapshots__/Item.test.js.snap
@@ -7983,6 +7983,11 @@ exports[`Item loads metadata 1`] = `
 Object {
   "items": Array [
     Object {
+      "allOccupiedZones": Array [
+        Object {
+          "label": "Gloves",
+        },
+      ],
       "createdAt": null,
       "description": "Dont leave any trace that you were there with these gloves.",
       "explicitlyBodySpecific": false,
@@ -7994,6 +7999,11 @@ Object {
       "thumbnailUrl": "http://images.neopets.com/items/clo_zafara_agent_gloves.gif",
     },
     Object {
+      "allOccupiedZones": Array [
+        Object {
+          "label": "Hat",
+        },
+      ],
       "createdAt": null,
       "description": "Hide your face and hair so no one can recognise you.",
       "explicitlyBodySpecific": false,
@@ -8005,6 +8015,11 @@ Object {
       "thumbnailUrl": "http://images.neopets.com/items/clo_zafara_agent_hood.gif",
     },
     Object {
+      "allOccupiedZones": Array [
+        Object {
+          "label": "Jacket",
+        },
+      ],
       "createdAt": null,
       "description": "This robe is great for being stealthy.",
       "explicitlyBodySpecific": false,
@@ -8016,6 +8031,11 @@ Object {
       "thumbnailUrl": "http://images.neopets.com/items/clo_zafara_agent_robe.gif",
     },
     Object {
+      "allOccupiedZones": Array [
+        Object {
+          "label": "Static",
+        },
+      ],
       "createdAt": "2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z",
       "description": "Maybe youll be discovered by some Neopets from the future and thawed out!",
       "explicitlyBodySpecific": true,
@@ -8027,6 +8047,11 @@ Object {
       "thumbnailUrl": "http://images.neopets.com/items/mall_petinice.gif",
     },
     Object {
+      "allOccupiedZones": Array [
+        Object {
+          "label": "Shirt/Dress",
+        },
+      ],
       "createdAt": "2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z",
       "description": "Made with the finest jewels of the sea!",
       "explicitlyBodySpecific": false,
@@ -8041,6 +8066,11 @@ Object {
       "thumbnailUrl": "http://images.neopets.com/items/mall_clo_marabluegown.gif",
     },
     Object {
+      "allOccupiedZones": Array [
+        Object {
+          "label": "Background",
+        },
+      ],
       "createdAt": "2020-01-01T00:00:00.000Z",
       "description": "You truly are the number one fan of Altador Cup, and your room reflects this!",
       "explicitlyBodySpecific": false,
diff --git a/src/server/types/Item.js b/src/server/types/Item.js
index ea51a06..f276b52 100644
--- a/src/server/types/Item.js
+++ b/src/server/types/Item.js
@@ -48,6 +48,11 @@ const typeDefs = gql`
     # which species this is for by going through the body field on
     # ItemAppearance!)
     canonicalAppearance: ItemAppearance
+
+    # All zones that this item occupies, for at least one body. That is, it's
+    # a union of zones for all of its appearances! We use this for overview
+    # info about the item.
+    allOccupiedZones: [Zone!]!
   }
 
   type ItemAppearance {
@@ -210,6 +215,11 @@ const resolvers = {
         body: { id: canonicalBodyId, species: { id: rows[0].speciesId } },
       };
     },
+    allOccupiedZones: async ({ id }, _, { itemAllOccupiedZonesLoader }) => {
+      const zoneIds = await itemAllOccupiedZonesLoader.load(id);
+      const zones = zoneIds.map((id) => ({ id }));
+      return zones;
+    },
   },
 
   ItemAppearance: {